My five favorite films from the 2000s

5. There Will Be Blood
4. Fantastic Mr. Fox
3. Kill Bill
2. I <3 Huckabees
1. Almost Famous

Top five music acts I just don't like

5. Tupac
4. Grizzly Bear
3. Pavement
2. Girl Talk
1. Lady Gaga

My ten favorite episodes of South Park

10. Child Abduction Is Not Funny
9. Asspen
8. Cartman Joins NAMBLA
7. The Biggest Douche in the Universe
6. Woodland Critter Christmas
5. Return of Chef
4. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
3. Butters' Very Own Episode
2. Trapped in the Closet
1. Scott Tenorman Must Die

My four favorite members of the rat pack

4. Frank Sinatra
3. Peter Lawford
2. Sammy Davis Jr.
1. Dean Martin

My four favorite Beatles

4. Ringo Starr
3. John Lennon
2. Paul McCartney
1. George Harrison

My ten favorite comic book characters

10. Sentry
9. Black Bolt
8. Black Panther
7. Hal Jordan
6. Nightwing
5. Captain America
4. Dr. Strange
3. Magneto
2. Cyclops
1. Batman

My six favorite songs by Bob Dylan during his thin wild mercury period

6. Positively Fourth Street
5. Fourth Time Around
4. Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands
3. She's Your Lover Now
2. I Want You
1. Visions of Johanna

My ten favorite songs I might have heard on "alternative" radio in the 1990s

10. Weezer - El Scorcho
9. Veruca Salt - Volcano Girls
8. Alice in Chains - Man in a Box
7. Oasis - All Around the World
6. The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
5. Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box
4. Sublime - Santeria
3. Pearl Jam - Black
2. Elliott Smith - Waltz #2
1. Spacehog - In the Meantime

My favorite Rocky movies

6. Rocky V
5. Rocky IV
4. Rocky II
3. Rocky Balboa
2. Rocky III
1. Rocky

My ten favorite Criterion Collection films

10. The Earrings of Madame de...
9. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
8. Dazed and Confused
7. The Battle of Algiers
6. If...
5. Paths of Glory
4. The Third Man
3. Wild Strawberries
2. Seven Samurai
1. The Seventh Seal

My ten favorite Simpsons episodes

10. Lemon of Troy (the lemon tree)
10. Selma's Choice (Selma takes Bart and Lisa to Itchy and Scratchy Land, Homer gets sick off a sandwich)
8. Homer the Great (the Stonecutters)
7. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
6. Cape Feare (the Simpsons move to Cape Feare to escape Sideshow Bob)
5. You Only Move Twice (Hank Scorpio)
4. A Fish Called Selma (Selma dates Troy McClure)
3. 22 short Films About Springfield
2. Marge Versus the Monorail
1. Last Exit to Springfield (the power plant employees go on strike, Lisa needs braces)

My five favorite Wes Anderson movies

5. The Darjeeling Limited
4. The Life Aquatic
3. The Royal Tenenbaums
2. Fantastic Mr. Fox
1. Rushmore