My five favorite characters from LOST

5. Richard Alpert
4. Martin Keamy
3. Benjamin Linus
2. Mr. Eko
1. John Locke

My five favorite songs by the Smashing Pumpkins

5. 1979
4. Cherub Rock
3. Behold! The Nightmare
2. Soots and Stars
1. Thru the Eyes of Ruby

My five favorite old-school professional wrestlers

5. Jake Roberts
4. Dusty Rhodes
3. Ric Flair
2. Roddy Piper
1. Randy Savage

My five favorite films by Ingmar Bergman

5. Through A Glass Darkly
4. Fanny and Alexander
3. Shame
2. Wild Strawberries
1. The Seventh Seal

My five favorite films by Stanley Kubrick

5. Lolita
4. Full Metal Jacket
3. Eyes Wide Shut
2. Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
1. Clockwork Orange

My five favorite Seattle sports seasons

5. 2009 Seattle Mariners
4. 1995 Seattle Mariners
3. 2005 Seahawks
2. 1995-1996 Sonics
1. 2000 Seattle Mariners

My five favorite films from the 2000s

5. There Will Be Blood
4. Fantastic Mr. Fox
3. Kill Bill
2. I <3 Huckabees
1. Almost Famous

Top five music acts I just don't like

5. Tupac
4. Grizzly Bear
3. Pavement
2. Girl Talk
1. Lady Gaga

My ten favorite episodes of South Park

10. Child Abduction Is Not Funny
9. Asspen
8. Cartman Joins NAMBLA
7. The Biggest Douche in the Universe
6. Woodland Critter Christmas
5. Return of Chef
4. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
3. Butters' Very Own Episode
2. Trapped in the Closet
1. Scott Tenorman Must Die

My four favorite members of the rat pack

4. Frank Sinatra
3. Peter Lawford
2. Sammy Davis Jr.
1. Dean Martin

My four favorite Beatles

4. Ringo Starr
3. John Lennon
2. Paul McCartney
1. George Harrison

My ten favorite comic book characters

10. Sentry
9. Black Bolt
8. Black Panther
7. Hal Jordan
6. Nightwing
5. Captain America
4. Dr. Strange
3. Magneto
2. Cyclops
1. Batman